Pet owners feeding mice to their predatory pets seems to be a popular theme among many viral videos. Why they feel they need to savagely murder these poor animals for shallow amusement, I have no idea. However, if they're doing it for my entertainment, I'm very flattered, and I fully encourage them to continue the slaughter. The following is a mini-collection of my favorite Mickey killing clips:
Bull Frog Eats a Mouse
This frog really isn't much bigger than his meal, so it's quite an impressive feat. I especially love the color commentary in the background. The frog's owner doesn't practice this very often - only "once every three or four days", he says, "When I fed him the bird I didn't feed him for seven". Hahaha...awesome. VIDEO HEREÂ
Monitor Lizards Eat a Mouse
Mickey Finds himself in Jurassic Park without Sam Neill to keep him safe. These monsters toss this poor white little bastard around like a naked rag doll. VIDEO HERE
Red Belly Piranha Eat a Mouse
Man, I just watched like thirty videos of Pirhana eating mice, and I'm starting to feel bad for these little squeekers...not bad enough to not watch thirty more but, yeh, I feel pretty bad. VIDEO HERE
Arowana Eats a Mouse
For those who don't know, an Arowana is an Amazonian fish that eats mice really well. One thing that I've learned from watching videos of aquarium fish eating mice is that mice, ladies and gentlemen, are pretty darn good swimmers. Not quite good enough to avoid getting devoured by a two foot fish, but still, they're pretty strong little swimmers. VIDEO HERE
Goliath Bird Spider Eats a Mouse
Read the title - that's pretty much the gist. A big ass spider pounces on a mouse and wolfs it down. VIDEO HERE
Crazy Dude Eats a Mouse
This guy isn't so much a pet as he is a nut job. It's ok though, that mouse was a child molester. He had it coming. VIDEO HERE
