Your nads will ache and your willy will burn while watching these shocking videos, but it's important to broaden your culinary horizons...it's not like you've never had VD anyway, right? No? Oh. Me neither.
Sit back, relax, and vomit on yourself while you watch five penis dicing, testicle mincing video clips that will send your mind into flash backs of the "BME Pain Olympics" - if you haven't seen that yet, don't. It's grosser than bull penis discharge...my mind's going south fast, so here are the videos:
- Sheeeeep testicles! Sheep testicles here!Â
- A Chinese restaurant that serves dishes made with a penis from every passenger on Noah's Arc. This is where I proposed to my wife. The waiter squeezed a quarter carat out of a cat urethra. He got a fat tip.
- The Oakdale testicle festival. These people go nuts for testicles. This party is a ball. It's a scrotum full of fun!
- Another penis video!
- Penis!!! If Bob Marley ate penises, this would be his favorite dish, may he rest in peace.
