 
Flavor-Ice and vodka...the taste we came to love as children meets the taste we came to love as degenerate children. I'd call this a Glutton Forum original drink recipe, but I have a hard time believing that I'm the first to mate these two fine ingredients. Last Saturday, I was sitting around waiting for the Buckeyes to get the living piss stomped out of them when I went to the fridge for a drink. For some ridiculous reason, I had about 100 Flavor-Ices and half a bottle of Smirnoff vodka in the freezer. "What the hell?", said my brain, and I whipped up my first batch of Flavor-Ice martinis. Here's the recipe:
- Two frozen treats of the same flavor
- A 5-count vodka pour (~5 shots)***
- One frozen treat of an alternate color for garnish
Mash up two Flavor-Ices until they reach the consistency of mashed up Flavor-Ices. Cut open the two wrappers and dump the contents into a glass. Pour a five count of vodka into the glass (if you're cheap, use plastic martini glasses) and mix it up (although a drink mixer isn't required, it gives the juvenile experience a more professional ambiance). Add the icy piece de resistance for garnish and suck that sweet drink down.
Enjoy.
