Glutton Forum

Let's play the association game.  I'm going to say a word, and I want you to yell out the first thing that pops into your head.  Ready?  "Voluptuous vixen" - keep your hands where I can see them! 

Now tell me, what did you yell out?  Playboy Bunny?  Penthouse Pet?  Tub Girl? 

You know what I yelled out?  "Bunnette".  "What the heck is a bunnette?", you ask.  Hold on, I'll tell you by ripping off the definition from the official Major League Eating website -

"A Bunnette is more beautiful than Miss America, hotter than a Cowboys cheerleader, and more talented than Vanna White". 

Now I don't know about the whole Vanna White business (that's almost like taking Pat Sajak's name in vain), but Bunnette girls have mad skills.  They're the ones who count out the amount of food consumed during competitive eating competitions.  Without them, we'd have no way of knowing that Joey Chestnut upset Takeru Kobayashi in last year's Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest.  The world would be totally lost!  We'd be sent back into the Dark Ages.

So, to any young ladies out there (my primary audience I'm sure) who may be reading this article, if you're going to make yourself throw up to look more like a model, make it a Bunnette!  Am I right or am I right, or am I right?  Or am I right?  

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