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This morning, in Charelston West Virginia, of course, Jose Cruz was picked up and taken back to a local police station for suspicion of driving under the influence.

The officer's crime fighting instinct was evidently dead on when Jose failed the sobriety test.  Briefly after his official arrest, old Jose tip toed up to the officer and ripped a fart on him.  Rather than laughing hysterically at Jose, high fiving him, and letting him off with a warning, the officer charged the assailant with not only the DUI, but "battery on an officer" and "obstructing an officer" as well.  These charges were added partially on account of the odor being "very strong".

Although the latter two charges were dropped earlier this afternoon, Jose will think twice next time he lays a beer fart on a boy in blue.

To view the WSAZ Charleston official report and video, click here.

I am pleased to announce that Glutton Forum has just released it's sister site, Glutton Cinema.  Glutton Cinema is where I will now be storing Glutton Forum's featured eating, drinking, and puking videos.  Now you don't have to leave the GF network to view new clips, and, more importantly, I found a lovely way to "host" them without violating copyright laws (I'm pretty sure anyway). 

Go take the blog out for a spin.  Oh, I just know you'll love it!!!

Flavor-Ice and vodka...the taste we came to love as children meets the taste we came to love as degenerate children.  I'd call this a Glutton Forum original drink recipe, but I have a hard time believing that I'm the first to mate these two fine ingredients.  Last Saturday, I was sitting around waiting for the Buckeyes to get the living piss stomped out of them when I went to the fridge for a drink.  For some ridiculous reason, I had about 100 Flavor-Ices and half a bottle of Smirnoff vodka in the freezer.  "What the hell?", said my brain, and I whipped up my first batch of Flavor-Ice martinis.  Here's the recipe:

• Two frozen treats of the same flavor
• A 5-count vodka pour (~5 shots)***
• One frozen treat of an alternate color for garnish

Mash up two Flavor-Ices until they reach the consistency of mashed up Flavor-Ices.  Cut open the two wrappers and dump the contents into a glass.  Pour a five count of vodka into the glass (if you're cheap, use plastic martini glasses) and mix it up (although a drink mixer isn't required, it gives the juvenile experience a more professional ambiance).  Add the icy piece de resistance for garnish and suck that sweet drink down.

Enjoy.

The majority of Ween fans are most likely already familiar with this story, but back in 2002, a seemingly bloated advertising firm commissioned the eccentric musical geniuses, Ween, to produce a jingle for Pizza Hut.  Where'd the Cheese Go?, a song featuring a technotronic beat and a voice repetitively, but appropriately inquiring about the whereabouts of "the cheese" is what they came up with.  In my opinion, anyone with a general appreciation for music should have no trouble recognizing the brillaince of their creation.  The out-of-touch agency, however, disagreed with my opinion, and asked them to make something else.